{"product_id":"summoning-a-f-ck-to-give-shirt-comfort-colors®-skeleton-tee-goth-witchy-sarcastic-t-shirt-not-today-satan-sassy-halloween-skeleton-gift","title":"Summoning A F*ck To Give Shirt, Comfort Colors® Skeleton Tee, Goth Witchy Sarcastic T-Shirt, Not Today Satan, Sassy Halloween Skeleton Gift","description":"Summoning A F*ck To Give shirt is a bold, sarcastic statement piece featuring a smoking skeleton in sunglasses lounging with a \"Not Today Satan\" mug, dripping in gothic purple smoke, roses, and a crescent moon. Printed on garment-dyed Comfort Colors fabric for that soft, lived-in feel from the very first wear, this design is pure dark humor for anyone who's fresh out of patience.\n\n✅ Design: Smoking skeleton in sunglasses and headscarf lounging in a chair with a \"Not Today Satan\" mug, purple smoke, roses, and moon\n✅ Fabric: 100% garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, Comfort Colors brand, soft and heavyweight with a relaxed vintage feel\n✅ Fit: Relaxed unisex fit, true to size\n✅ Sizing: Adult unisex sizes S–3XL\n✅ Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron directly on design\n✅ Print: High-quality DTG print with rich, detailed color that won't crack or fade with normal wear\n\nThis design is a favorite for anyone with a dark sense of humor, goth and witchy aesthetic lovers, and people who are simply done pretending they have patience left to give. It makes a great gift for a sarcastic best friend, a Halloween season must-have, or a treat-yourself pick for stressed-out days. The moody purple palette and gothic detailing also make it a standout choice for fans of alternative fashion year-round, not just in October.\n\nThrow it on for a night out, a Halloween gathering, or any regular day that calls for a little extra attitude. The soft, broken-in feel of Comfort Colors fabric makes this one of those shirts you'll reach for again and again.\n\nPlease note: this item is made to order, and monitor\/screen colors can vary slightly from the finished product due to differences in display calibration. If you're unsure which size to choose, feel free to message us before ordering — we're happy to walk you through our size chart to help you find your best fit.\n\nThank you for supporting a small shop!","brand":"Customized Perfection Apparel","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52673333854488,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/0245\/5832\/files\/70eab4b4-il_fullxfull.8401126498_8suk.jpg?v=1789291777","url":"https:\/\/customizedperfection.com\/products\/summoning-a-f-ck-to-give-shirt-comfort-colors%c2%ae-skeleton-tee-goth-witchy-sarcastic-t-shirt-not-today-satan-sassy-halloween-skeleton-gift","provider":"Customized Perfection Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}