{"product_id":"comfort-colors®-now-i-have-a-machine-gun-shirt-funny-christmas-tee-holiday-graphic-festive-gift","title":"Comfort Colors® Now I Have a Machine Gun Shirt, Funny Christmas Tee, Holiday Graphic, Festive Gift","description":"Add some dark humor to your holiday wardrobe with this bold Christmas graphic. Featuring the phrase “NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN” followed by the festive “HO-HO-HO,” this design puts a humorous twist on traditional Christmas apparel with its distressed red lettering and edgy aesthetic.\n\n✓ DESIGN\n• “NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN” message\n• “HO-HO-HO” Christmas wording\n• Bold distressed red lettering\n• Hand-drawn-inspired typography\n• Black and red color palette\n• Edgy and humorous holiday aesthetic\n• Simple statement graphic\n\n✓ STYLE OPTIONS\n• Available in your selected shirt style and color options\n• Choose your preferred size and color when ordering\n\n✓ FABRIC\n• Soft, comfortable fabric designed for everyday wear\n• Great for holiday gatherings, Christmas parties, and casual winter days\n\n✓ FIT\n• Comfortable everyday fit\n• Easy to style with jeans, joggers, leggings, boots, or layered winter pieces\n\n✓ SIZING\n• Please refer to the size chart in the listing photos before ordering\n• For the best fit, compare the measurements with a favorite shirt you already own\n\n✓ CARE\n• Machine wash according to the care instructions provided with your garment\n• Turn inside out before washing to help protect the printed design\n• Avoid bleach and harsh chemicals\n• Tumble dry low or hang dry\n\n✓ PRINT\n• Professionally printed with distressed-style lettering\n• Bold red ink creates a strong contrast against darker garments\n• Textured lettering gives the design a rugged, vintage-inspired appearance\n\nPerfect for Christmas parties, holiday gatherings, Christmas movie nights, casual winter outings, or anyone who enjoys unconventional Christmas humor. The simple statement design makes this a fun conversation starter during the holiday season.\n\nThis makes a fun Christmas gift for movie fans, friends, family members, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic and edgy holiday humor. It's a great choice for someone looking for something different from traditional Christmas graphics.\n\nPair it with jeans, joggers, boots, sneakers, or a casual jacket for a relaxed holiday outfit. The simple graphic works especially well as a statement piece with darker casual clothing.\n\nMADE TO ORDER\nEach shirt is made to order especially for you. Because of differences between screens, monitors, and individual garment batches, colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen.\n\nPlease double-check your selected size, color, and style before placing your order.\n\nThank you so much for supporting our small shop! Every order means a lot to us and helps us continue creating fun and unique designs for you to enjoy. ❤️","brand":"Customized Perfection Apparel","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52673259831576,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/0245\/5832\/files\/54e4ed79-il_fullxfull.8512628631_kyrt.jpg?v=1789291696","url":"https:\/\/customizedperfection.com\/products\/comfort-colors%c2%ae-now-i-have-a-machine-gun-shirt-funny-christmas-tee-holiday-graphic-festive-gift","provider":"Customized Perfection Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}